My Amazon Reviews: Semi Precious Weapons "You Love You"

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I've decided to make my last post of the year one of my 2010 favorites.

"It's not my fault I look better in her party dress..."
4 Out of 5 Stars

The second album (and major label debut) of Semi Precious Weapons lives up to their outrageous reputation. As someone who long back bought the original "We Love You" CD on indie Razor and Tie, the main difference between the two albums is bigger and meatier production. The calculated Eff-You attitude is still there in gallons of glitz, and charismatic lead sinner/singer gay/ambisexual Justin Tranter wails away like a cross between David Bowie and Bon Scott.

"Girl, go ahead and drink, cuz I can only be so many things. But when you leave, please leave your pretty to me," Tranter moans on the album's most epic cut, the ballad "Leave Your Pretty to Me." This is a band that knows that fans make bands onto the images that they want to see (posters, magazines, etc), and SPW exploit that fact like few have since Alice Cooper. They also understand that for many guitar wielding misfits, being a big star might be the only way out ("Rock and Roll Never Looked So Beautiful"). Then they set up "I Could Die," a glorious racket that sounds like David Bowie conjured up a New York Dolls glam bomb and dropped it on AC/DC's "Highway to Hell." Don't leave out the non-subtle innuendo of "Sticky With Champagne's" 'she don't swallow top shelf, she spits it out all over herself, sticky! sticky! Sticky!'

This is an album that scares church ladies. And get this; the band met while they were students at Boston's Berklee School of Music. That's right, the same prestigious home of noteworthy grads like Paula Cole, Bruce Cockburn, Gary Burton, Al DiMeola, Pat Methany and most of Aerosmith gave us an album whose first line is "I can't pay my rent but I'm F---ing gorgeous." Lady Gaga, no stranger to outrageous herself, is friends of the band and took them on tour as her opening act (she helped them secure their deal and is the executive producer, along with glam-godfather Tony Visconti). That's all why "You Love You" could be the most important CD you listen to this year. Tired of conformist pap and posing hipsters passing themselves off as dangerous? Then bring on Semi-Precious Weapons.

PS: Minor quibble. Three songs - "Magnetic Baby," "Semi Precious Weapons" and "Rock and Roll Never Locked So Beautiful" - are re-recordings of songs from "We Love You" and "Put A Diamond In It" shows up twice. Four of ten songs are retreads, and that is troubling. Of course if you missed "We Love You," then this is no problem at all.

 

Comments

[maxauburn.livejournal.com]

Happy New Year, Tim! May it be a safe & prosperous year for you two!

[zurcherart.livejournal.com]

Loved them. Loved PARTYING with them in Zurich :)

[tbrough.livejournal.com]

I'd love to see them live. Both albums are great.

[zurcherart.livejournal.com]

They were a great live. We saw them opening for Lady Gaga. I've rarely seen an opening act that knew their job so well. Because although their set was a a Semi-precious Weapons mini-gig in it's own right, they were also constantly animating the crowd for the main act. When Lady Gaga started the hall was buzzing with energy. Swiss audiences are known for being duds until the last song of the main act and then going wild. But Semi-precious Weapons has the whole hall electrified before Gaga started. So that's a real plus for them I think.

The guitarist (Stevy?) is manic live ... it's hard to believe he can perform wile making so many tumbles and flips. And he's mighty personable. When we met them after the autograph signing he had something nice to say to every person. Good business for the band, but also just plain nice of him. Despite being a nice guyn he has that cross-eyed slightly off-kilter, I'd be a terrible boyfriend look that would make me so fall in love with him and be miserable the whole time!


Justin Tranter was also a real sweetheart (but a train wreck DJ) when we went to the after party they hosted/DJed. Great, great fun.